“Rautavistics is the science
of rautavistic things!”
It can be assumed that everything is finished when it has been completed. We cannot promise this, however, because unfortunately you do not always get what you receive.
Basic rautavistic definitions
Rautavistics
Rautavistics is the science of rautavistic things.
The following are considered rautavistic:
- the conscious execution of consciously meaningless actions by one's own initiative,
- the consciously meaningless use of existing facilities by one's own initiative,
- the conscious use of existing meaningless facilities by one's own initiative,
- the conscious creation of meaningless facilities by one's own initiative,
- the conscious creation of facilities that can be used meaninglessly with the intention of using them consciously meaninglessly,
- the conscious creation of facilities for meaningless use with the intention of making them available for meaningless use, in particular consciously meaningless use,
- the conscious exchange of consciously meaningless information by one's own initiative,
- the conscious reception of information with the intention of using it consciously meaninglessly,
- the passing on of information with the intention of letting it be used meaninglessly,
- the conscious passing on of information by one's own initiative with the intention of letting it be used meaninglessly,
- the conscious initiation of consciously rautavistic actions.
Rautavist
A rautavist is a person who does rautavistic things.
Rautavistician
A rautavistician is a person who deals with the scientific aspects of rautavistics.
Router
"Anyone who pronounces router as 'rauta' also says 'leinux' and eats small children." - Ulf Moeller, Eleventh of the High Council of the Thirteen Wise from Feed bG. (These are also the main similarities between routers and rautavistics.)
Rau-Action
Something very, very childish silly important that is carried out exclusively for the benefit of humankind.
Source: rautavistik.de
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